ÿþ<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-16"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule"><channel><title>Bash.org Top 100 Quotes</title><link>http://bash.org/?top</link><description>RSS feed of the Top 100 Quotes from Bash.org.</description><copyright>Copyright 2012</copyright><generator>Zeta Mini RSS Toolkit http://zeta.li</generator><webMaster>uwe@magerquark.de</webMaster><managingEditor>uwe@magerquark.de</managingEditor><item><title>#23396: &lt;Donut[AFK]&gt; HEY EURAKARTE &lt;Donut[AFK]&gt; INSULT &lt;...</title><link>http://bash.org/?23396</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 35554&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; HEY EURAKARTE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; INSULT&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eurakarte&amp;gt; RETORT&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; COUNTER-RETORT&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eurakarte&amp;gt; QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eurakarte&amp;gt; NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; RIPOSTE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; ADDON RIPOSTE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eurakarte&amp;gt; COUNTER-RIPOSTE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Donut[AFK]&amp;gt; COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eurakarte&amp;gt; NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Miles_Prower&amp;gt; RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eurakarte&amp;gt; WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Miles_Prower&amp;gt; ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#244321: &lt;Cthon98&gt; hey, if you type in your pw, it will sho...</title><link>http://bash.org/?244321</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 33563&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; ********* see!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; hunter2&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; doesnt look like stars to me&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; *******&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; thats what I see&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; oh, really?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; Absolutely&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; haha, does that look funny to you?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; awesome!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; wait, how do you know my pw?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Cthon98&amp;gt; er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AzureDiamond&amp;gt; oh, ok.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#99060: t0rbad&gt; so there i was in this hallway right Blac...</title><link>http://bash.org/?99060</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 30265&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;t0rbad&amp;gt; so there i was in this hallway right&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; i believe i speak for all of us when i say...&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; WRONG BTICH&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; IM SICK OF YOU&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; AND YOUR LAME STORIES&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; NOBODY&amp;nbsp; HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; IN FACT&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; I&amp;nbsp; DON&amp;quot;T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE&lt;br /&gt; BlackAdder&amp;gt; SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG&lt;br /&gt; *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*&lt;br /&gt; *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )&lt;br /&gt; t0rbad&amp;gt; so there i was in this hallway right&lt;br /&gt; CRCError&amp;gt; right&lt;br /&gt; heartless&amp;gt; Right.&lt;br /&gt; r3v&amp;gt; right&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#5273: &lt;erno&gt; hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_....</title><link>http://bash.org/?5273</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 30077&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;erno&amp;gt; hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#4281: &lt;Zybl0re&gt; get up &lt;Zybl0re&gt; get on up &lt;Zybl0re&gt; g...</title><link>http://bash.org/?4281</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 27833&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Zybl0re&amp;gt; get up&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Zybl0re&amp;gt; get on up&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Zybl0re&amp;gt; get up&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Zybl0re&amp;gt; get on up&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;phxl|paper&amp;gt; and DANCE&lt;br /&gt; * nmp3bot dances :D-&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt; * nmp3bot dances :D|-&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt; * nmp3bot dances :D/-&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;[SA]HatfulOfHollow&amp;gt; i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#99835: &lt;Guo_Si&gt; Hey, you know what sucks? &lt;TheXPhial&gt; va...</title><link>http://bash.org/?99835</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 24366&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Guo_Si&amp;gt; Hey, you know what sucks?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;TheXPhial&amp;gt; vaccuums&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Guo_Si&amp;gt; Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;TheXPhial&amp;gt; black holes&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Guo_Si&amp;gt; Hey, you know what just isn't cool?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;TheXPhial&amp;gt; lava?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#5300: &lt;tatclass&gt; YOU ALL SUCK DICK &lt;tatclass&gt; er. &lt;tat...</title><link>http://bash.org/?5300</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 23959&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;tatclass&amp;gt; YOU ALL SUCK DICK&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;tatclass&amp;gt; er.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;tatclass&amp;gt; hi.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;andy\code&amp;gt; A common typo.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;tatclass&amp;gt; the keys are like right next to each other.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#287414: &lt;DeadMansHand&gt; haha, last night, me and pete went ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?287414</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 23353&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; What'd he say when he woke up this morning?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Thirteen-&amp;gt; uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; holy fuck.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; im fucking going back to the beach to make sure&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DeadMansHand&amp;gt; if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Thirteen-&amp;gt; will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.&lt;br /&gt; quit: (DeadMansHand)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Tyran&amp;gt; wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Thirteen-&amp;gt; haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts&lt;br /&gt; join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;PeteRepeat&amp;gt; fucking ken&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;PeteRepeat&amp;gt; ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;quiqsilver&amp;gt; pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;PeteRepeat&amp;gt; oh fuck.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;PeteRepeat&amp;gt; if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.&lt;br /&gt; quit: (PeteRepeat)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Thirteen-&amp;gt; rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Tyran&amp;gt; i can't beleive how perfect their timing was&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#414593: DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend....</title><link>http://bash.org/?414593</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 20433&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#207373: &lt;anamexis&gt; oh man &lt;anamexis&gt; I was opening a coke...</title><link>http://bash.org/?207373</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 20217&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;anamexis&amp;gt; oh man&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;anamexis&amp;gt; I was opening a coke, right&lt;br /&gt; --&amp;gt; Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;anamexis&amp;gt; and it exploded&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;anamexis&amp;gt; ALMOST all over my keyboard&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;anamexis&amp;gt; but I got it away just in time&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;anamexis&amp;gt; :&amp;lt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#835030: &lt;Khassaki&gt; HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!! &lt;Judge-Mental&gt; ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?835030</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 19725&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Khassaki&amp;gt; HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Judge-Mental&amp;gt; try pressing the the Caps Lock key&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Khassaki&amp;gt; O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Judge-Mental&amp;gt; fuck me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#5775: * ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 2...</title><link>http://bash.org/?5775</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 19064&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* ab is away - gone, if anyone talks in the next 25 minutes as me it's bm&lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; being an asshole -&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ab&amp;gt; HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#330261: &lt;i8b4uUnderground&gt; d-_-b &lt;BonyNoMore&gt; how u make ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?330261</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 18139&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;i8b4uUnderground&amp;gt; d-_-b&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BonyNoMore&amp;gt; how u make that inverted b?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BonyNoMore&amp;gt; wait&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BonyNoMore&amp;gt; never mind&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#4753: &lt;xterm&gt; The problem with America is stupidity. I'm...</title><link>http://bash.org/?4753</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 17942&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;xterm&amp;gt; The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#23601: &lt;mage&gt; what should I give sister for unzipping? &lt;...</title><link>http://bash.org/?23601</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 16349&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;mage&amp;gt; what should I give sister for unzipping?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Kevyn&amp;gt; Um. Ten bucks?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;mage&amp;gt; no I mean like, WinZip?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#111338: &lt;JonJonB&gt; Purely in the interests of science, I ha...</title><link>http://bash.org/?111338</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15939&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word &amp;quot;wand&amp;quot; with &amp;quot;wang&amp;quot; in the first Harry Potter Book&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; Let's see the results...&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Why aren't you supposed to do magic?&amp;quot; asked Harry.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter.&amp;quot; It wasn't a question. &amp;quot;You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Oh, move over,&amp;quot; Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; Ok&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; I have found, definitive proof&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Yes,&amp;quot; Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;melusine &amp;gt; O_______O&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonB&amp;gt; Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonJonB&amp;gt; Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonJonJonB&amp;gt; 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#349567: Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially...</title><link>http://bash.org/?349567</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15467&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me&lt;br /&gt; GarbageStan23: why?&lt;br /&gt; Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.&lt;br /&gt; Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!&lt;br /&gt; GarbageStan23: oh shit!&lt;br /&gt; Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever&lt;br /&gt; Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....&lt;br /&gt; Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#602698: &lt;death09&gt;my girlfriend broke up with me and sent m...</title><link>http://bash.org/?602698</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15316&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;death09&amp;gt;my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ktp753&amp;gt;ouch.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;death09&amp;gt;yeah.i sent them to her dad&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#258908: &lt;Ben174&gt; : If they only realized 90% of the overti...</title><link>http://bash.org/?258908</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15193&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Ben174&amp;gt; : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ChrisLMB&amp;gt; : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Ben174&amp;gt; : Where u work?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ChrisLMB&amp;gt; : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com&lt;br /&gt; *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#777977: &lt;Anonymous&gt; Now, Iýÿm sure many of you have encount...</title><link>http://bash.org/?777977</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15120&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Anonymous&amp;gt; Now, Iýÿm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anonymous&amp;gt; Okay, hereýÿs the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shitýÿs teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming ýÿSHIT! SHIT!.ýÿ Now, my good friend, Tom weýÿll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting ýÿFUCK! MAYBE HE DIDNýÿT GET IT! FUCK!.ýÿ By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anonymous&amp;gt; Hereýÿs the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, ýÿMam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and Iýÿmýÿ Iýÿm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.ýÿ&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anonymous&amp;gt; And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isnýÿt defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anonymous&amp;gt; I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#670375: &lt;JonTG&gt; Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out o...</title><link>http://bash.org/?670375</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15116&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;JonTG&amp;gt; Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;JonTG&amp;gt; wait, shit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#405221: &lt;T-Wolf&gt; man, my girlfriend left me for some faggo...</title><link>http://bash.org/?405221</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 14845&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;T-Wolf&amp;gt; man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;RdAwG20&amp;gt; you don't live in Hope mills do you?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;T-Wolf&amp;gt; ya, why man?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;RdAwG20&amp;gt; lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;T-Wolf&amp;gt; you mother fucker&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#104383: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so tr...</title><link>http://bash.org/?104383</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 14747&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Aight.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Me too baby.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Hey...&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Baby?&lt;br /&gt; --------------&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?&lt;br /&gt; eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.&lt;br /&gt; eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.&lt;br /&gt; eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.&lt;br /&gt; eminemBNJA: Oh ****&lt;br /&gt; BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.&lt;br /&gt; eminemBNJA: Oh ****&lt;br /&gt; eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#178890: *** Now talking in #christian -Word_of_God- Welco...</title><link>http://bash.org/?178890</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 14236&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;*** Now talking in #christian&lt;br /&gt; -Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Abstruse&amp;gt; !kjv numbers 22:21&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Word_of_God&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. -&amp;nbsp; (KJV)&lt;br /&gt; *** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au&lt;br /&gt; *** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Abstruse&amp;gt; I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#171987: &lt;Th3No0b&gt; Im going to be the next hitler &lt;Th3No0b...</title><link>http://bash.org/?171987</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 14070&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Th3No0b&amp;gt; Im going to be the next hitler&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Th3No0b&amp;gt; Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;RageAgainsttheAmish&amp;gt; why the clown&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Th3No0b&amp;gt; See? no one cares about the jews&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;RageAgainsttheAmish&amp;gt; lmao&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#261501: &lt;jeebus&gt; the "bishop" came to our church today &lt;j...</title><link>http://bash.org/?261501</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 14056&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;jeebus&amp;gt; the &amp;quot;bishop&amp;quot; came to our church today&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;jeebus&amp;gt; he was a fucken impostor&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;jeebus&amp;gt; never once moved diagonally&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#104052: &lt;NES&gt; lol &lt;NES&gt; I download something from Napster...</title><link>http://bash.org/?104052</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 13628&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;NES&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;NES&amp;gt; I download something from Napster&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;NES&amp;gt; And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;NES&amp;gt; I message him and say &amp;quot;What are you doing? I just got that from you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;NES&amp;gt; &amp;quot;getting my song back fucker&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#262353: &lt;MooseOnDaLoose&gt; Hey Mike &lt;goatboy&gt; what? &lt;Moose...</title><link>http://bash.org/?262353</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 13341&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;MooseOnDaLoose&amp;gt; Hey Mike&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;goatboy&amp;gt; what?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;MooseOnDaLoose&amp;gt; Pussy.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;goatboy&amp;gt; er?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;MooseOnDaLoose&amp;gt; Pussy.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;goatboy&amp;gt; and?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;MooseOnDaLoose&amp;gt; Pussy.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;goatboy&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;MooseOnDaLoose&amp;gt; Pussy.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;goatboy&amp;gt; i dont get it&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;MooseOnDaLoose&amp;gt; AND YOU NEVER WILL.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;goatboy&amp;gt; bastard&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#240849: &lt;Patrician|Away&gt; what does your robot do, sam &lt;bo...</title><link>http://bash.org/?240849</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 13050&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Patrician|Away&amp;gt; what does your robot do, sam&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;bovril&amp;gt; it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#125283: &lt;Jeedo&gt; hey baby, whats up? &lt;Indidge&gt; umm....noth...</title><link>http://bash.org/?125283</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12908&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Jeedo&amp;gt; hey baby, whats up?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Indidge&amp;gt; umm....nothing?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Jeedo&amp;gt; So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Indidge&amp;gt; Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Jeedo&amp;gt; Yes&amp;nbsp; Mrs.Miller.. :-/&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#400459: &lt;Sonium&gt; someone speak python here? &lt;lucky&gt; HHHHH...</title><link>http://bash.org/?400459</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12877&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Sonium&amp;gt; someone speak python here?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;lucky&amp;gt; HHHHHSSSSSHSSS&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;lucky&amp;gt; SSSSS&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Sonium&amp;gt; the programming language&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#25464: &lt;kow`&gt; "There are 10 types of people in the world....</title><link>http://bash.org/?25464</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12834&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;kow`&amp;gt; &amp;quot;There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;SpaceRain&amp;gt; That's only 2 types of people, kow.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;SpaceRain&amp;gt; STUPID&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#50891: &lt;Eticam&gt; I was in biology class once, and the teac...</title><link>http://bash.org/?50891</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12820&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Eticam&amp;gt; I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eticam&amp;gt; And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eticam&amp;gt; When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eticam&amp;gt; Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Eticam&amp;gt; The girl started crying and left class ^^&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#21516: &lt;turno&gt; I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?21516</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12607&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;turno&amp;gt; I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can come and join us too.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Seeker&amp;gt; Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;turno&amp;gt; I'll fucking KILL YOU! !&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Seeker&amp;gt; Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what you just said she'd be pretty angry right?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;turno&amp;gt; Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously... you'd be ruining my life.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Seeker&amp;gt; Don't worry, I won't post it.&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;Seeker&amp;gt; Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will you post it on bash.org?&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;opiate&amp;gt; the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;Seeker&amp;gt; hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise him.&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;opiate&amp;gt; yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill us, still I reckon it's worth it;)&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;turno&amp;gt; You're not gonna post it are you ? Please don't .. I'm begging you.&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;Seeker&amp;gt; I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu .&lt;br /&gt; [Privmsg] &amp;lt;turno&amp;gt; *phew* spose you have a point&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#85514: &lt;Reverend&gt; IRC is just multiplayer notepad.</title><link>http://bash.org/?85514</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12429&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Reverend&amp;gt; IRC is just multiplayer notepad.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#127039: &lt;wolf&gt; 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you ge...</title><link>http://bash.org/?127039</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12421&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Reply Mail Envelope. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; in your hand. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; whistling. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with &amp;quot;It says &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Business Reply Mail&amp;quot; I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wolf&amp;gt; Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this &lt;br /&gt; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#8814: &lt;Night-hen-gayle&gt; I gotta go.  There's a dude next...</title><link>http://bash.org/?8814</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12418&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Night-hen-gayle&amp;gt; I gotta go.&amp;nbsp; There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.&amp;nbsp; Yes dude next to me, I mean you.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#9322: &lt;tag&gt; Ouroboros: lets play Pong &lt;Ouroboros&gt; Ok. ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?9322</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12393&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;tag&amp;gt; Ouroboros: lets play Pong&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Ouroboros&amp;gt; Ok.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;tag&amp;gt; |&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; .&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Ouroboros&amp;gt; .&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; |&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;tag&amp;gt; |&amp;nbsp; .&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Ouroboros&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; . |&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;tag&amp;gt; | .&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Ouroboros&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; | .&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Ouroboros&amp;gt; Whoops&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#309397: &lt;VolteFace`&gt; don't you hate it when you shit on th...</title><link>http://bash.org/?309397</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12391&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;VolteFace`&amp;gt; don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;peng&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;peng&amp;gt; what?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;VolteFace`&amp;gt; oh shit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;VolteFace`&amp;gt; don't you hate it when you DROP shit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#608100: &lt;cassius_clay13&gt; so I was with my friend bryan the...</title><link>http://bash.org/?608100</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12231&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; so i helped him walk to the toilet &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; all the stalls were occupied&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;emoti_conartist&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; and there's this guy in there taking a shit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;emoti_conartist&amp;gt; hahahahahaha&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; and runs away&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;cassius_clay13&amp;gt; imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#434593: *** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended...</title><link>http://bash.org/?434593</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12098&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'&lt;br /&gt; * Anubis has joined #doghouse&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anubis&amp;gt; what fraud?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Kadmium&amp;gt; You haven't heard about it?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anubis&amp;gt; no?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Kadmium&amp;gt; You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Anubis&amp;gt; omg wtf!&lt;br /&gt; *** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#9501: &lt;AgentSmith&gt; It seems you have been leading two li...</title><link>http://bash.org/?9501</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 12008&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;AgentSmith&amp;gt; It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias &amp;quot;Randerson&amp;quot;...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AgentSmith&amp;gt; One of these...has a future.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Randerson&amp;gt; LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;AgentSmith&amp;gt; How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?&lt;br /&gt; *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#201579: &lt;by&gt; Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an i...</title><link>http://bash.org/?201579</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 11370&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;by&amp;gt; Is there anyway I can tell the world I'm an idiot?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Seven7&amp;gt; Of course, just type your name, where you live and your confession&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;by&amp;gt; Kk&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;by&amp;gt; I am Mark Duval of Belgium, and I am an idiot&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;by&amp;gt; ?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;by&amp;gt; Now what?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Seven7&amp;gt; Don't worry. It's done&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#412248: &lt;Locl-Yocl&gt; I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and g...</title><link>http://bash.org/?412248</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 11258&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Locl-Yocl&amp;gt; I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#77904: &lt;Sui88&gt; 67% of girls are stupid &lt;V-girl&gt; i belong...</title><link>http://bash.org/?77904</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 11255&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Sui88&amp;gt; 67% of girls are stupid&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;V-girl&amp;gt; i belong with the other 13%&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#790133: &lt;third_planet&gt; The other night my friend had some ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?790133</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 11205&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;third_planet&amp;gt; The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Mr-Butlertron&amp;gt; The logic is all there...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, &amp;quot;you guys be good now&amp;quot; and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; He didn't even notice the smell of pot.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;third-planet&amp;gt; We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#406373: &lt;[TN]FBMachine&gt; i got kicked out of barnes and nob...</title><link>http://bash.org/?406373</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 11197&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;[TN]FBMachine&amp;gt; i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#328464: SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.ne...</title><link>http://bash.org/?328464</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10898&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary&lt;br /&gt; *SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns&lt;br /&gt; wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wacko_Jacko&amp;gt;ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;hunney&amp;gt; I am spartacus&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ji_pper&amp;gt;no im spartacus&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Betty_Guns&amp;gt;I am spartacus&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;mistr andersn&amp;gt;Iýÿm spartacus&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;wacko_Jacko&amp;gt;ur all freaks thats what u r&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#142934: docsigma2000: jesus christ man docsigma2000: my s...</title><link>http://bash.org/?142934</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10742&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;docsigma2000: jesus christ man&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead&lt;br /&gt; c8info: Why?&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts &lt;br /&gt; c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much&lt;br /&gt; c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it. &lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.&lt;br /&gt; docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead &lt;br /&gt; c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.&lt;br /&gt; ** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#8102: &lt;glome&gt; Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!...</title><link>http://bash.org/?8102</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10679&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;glome&amp;gt; Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;content&amp;gt; glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glome&amp;gt; Who me?!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;content&amp;gt; Yes you!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glome&amp;gt; Couldn't be!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;content&amp;gt; Then WHO?!!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glome&amp;gt; Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!&lt;br /&gt; *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#180081: &lt;kylev&gt; BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA &lt;kylev&gt; hahahahaha &lt;k...</title><link>http://bash.org/?180081</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10577&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;kylev&amp;gt; BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kylev&amp;gt; hahahahaha&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kylev&amp;gt; some girl just came onto our floor&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kylev&amp;gt; and was yelling &amp;quot;sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kylev&amp;gt; i just asked her what the paper was about&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kylev&amp;gt; and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;`Neo&amp;gt; bahahahaha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#334762: &lt;UKDJ|Planet&gt; I swear to god &lt;UKDJ|Planet&gt; I've j...</title><link>http://bash.org/?334762</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10539&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;UKDJ|Planet&amp;gt; I swear to god&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;UKDJ|Planet&amp;gt; I've just heard a duck tell a joke&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Jock&amp;gt; o...k&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;UKDJ|Planet&amp;gt; there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;UKDJ|Planet&amp;gt; one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;UKDJ|Planet&amp;gt; then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;UKDJ|Planet&amp;gt; it looked just like duck stand-up comedy&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#120296: &lt;link&gt;once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron su...</title><link>http://bash.org/?120296</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10461&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;link&amp;gt;once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot&amp;nbsp; xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, &amp;quot; 'Tis not possible!&amp;quot;, i muttered, &amp;quot; give me back my free hardcore!&amp;quot;..... quoth the server, 404.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;hokage&amp;gt; *cries*, scary....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#262417: &lt;_kr4m3r&gt; so many fucking criminals, its bullshit ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?262417</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10319&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;_kr4m3r&amp;gt; so many fucking criminals, its bullshit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;foniks`&amp;gt; heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;foniks`&amp;gt; and showed up like 50yrs later like, &amp;quot;sup?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;foniks`&amp;gt; whatd u think they'd say?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;FoSZoR[bg]&amp;gt; something along the lines of, &amp;quot;G`Day mate&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#151227: IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?151227</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10313&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: &amp;quot;my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: but a potato!&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: but there's more!&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying &amp;quot;i have many ways in which I show my love for you&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome&lt;br /&gt; IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying &amp;quot;it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#24: &lt;ckx&gt; women ask for it &lt;ckx&gt; they act all old and...</title><link>http://bash.org/?24</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10310&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;ckx&amp;gt; women ask for it&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ckx&amp;gt; they act all old and mature&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ckx&amp;gt; and then you stick your cock up their ass&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ckx&amp;gt; and they get all bitchy&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ckx&amp;gt; &amp;quot;I&amp;quot;M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#368808: &lt;@David&gt; Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... ne...</title><link>http://bash.org/?368808</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10278&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@David&amp;gt; Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@Sony&amp;gt; ...........&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@Sony&amp;gt; TMI TMI TMI&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@David&amp;gt; Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Malpine&amp;gt; Thanks for the info&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@David&amp;gt; eh?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@David&amp;gt; damn i meant PAID&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@David&amp;gt; I get PAID today&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@David&amp;gt; dammit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#908184: &lt;Twig&gt; I just had an argument with a girl I know. ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?908184</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10261&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Twig&amp;gt; I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#6460: &lt;studdud&gt; what the fuck is wtf</title><link>http://bash.org/?6460</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10235&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;studdud&amp;gt; what the fuck is wtf&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#14207: &lt;h|tler&gt; HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?14207</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10113&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;h|tler&amp;gt; HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#136524: &lt;Raven&gt; I tried setting my hotmail password to pen...</title><link>http://bash.org/?136524</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10072&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Raven&amp;gt; I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Raven&amp;gt; It said my password wasn't long enough. :(&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#83627: &lt;scirDSL&gt; I hated going to weddings. All the grand...</title><link>http://bash.org/?83627</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 10026&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;scirDSL&amp;gt; I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying &amp;quot;You're next&amp;quot;. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#88575: &lt;Stormrider&gt; I should bomb something &lt;Stormrider&gt;...</title><link>http://bash.org/?88575</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9964&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Stormrider&amp;gt; I should bomb something&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Stormrider&amp;gt; ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Stormrider&amp;gt; Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Elzie_Ann&amp;gt; I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.&lt;br /&gt; *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;FBI&amp;gt; We saw it anyway.&lt;br /&gt; *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#246405: &lt;[BAC]Draxon|TWL&gt;  "The animals will hear!" bellow...</title><link>http://bash.org/?246405</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9962&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;[BAC]Draxon|TWL&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;The animals will hear!&amp;quot; bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;[BAC]Draxon|TWL&amp;gt; oops&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;[BAC]Draxon|TWL&amp;gt; wrong window&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;d|syztem&amp;gt; what the FUCK&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#362137: &lt;reo4k&gt; just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit th...</title><link>http://bash.org/?362137</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9902&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;reo4k&amp;gt; just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc&lt;br /&gt; * luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)&lt;br /&gt; * r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)&lt;br /&gt; * sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)&lt;br /&gt; * phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)&lt;br /&gt; * blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ibaN`reo4k[ex]&amp;gt; that's gotta hurt&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;r`heaven&amp;gt; :(&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#334331: &lt;LordChewy&gt; so my dad found my porn folder &lt;LordC...</title><link>http://bash.org/?334331</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9838&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; so my dad found my porn folder&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; and he was getting all pissed&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; so its all like &amp;quot;does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; &amp;quot;i know dad&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; &amp;quot;what do you have to say for yourself?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say &amp;quot;C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; and he just shut up&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kingKahn&amp;gt; what is it?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;LordChewy&amp;gt; its his porn folder&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#329292: &lt;Batty&gt; Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c. ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?329292</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9687&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Batty&amp;gt; Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;zeep&amp;gt; rapc?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Batty&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Batty&amp;gt; Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;zeep&amp;gt; oic&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Batty&amp;gt; Though you could also say it's missing an e&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;zeep&amp;gt; wtf is erap?&lt;br /&gt; * Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#577451: &lt;DmncAtrny&gt; I will write on a huge cement block "B...</title><link>http://bash.org/?577451</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9668&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;DmncAtrny&amp;gt; I will write on a huge cement block &amp;quot;BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DmncAtrny&amp;gt; And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DmncAtrny&amp;gt; and run like hell&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#126218: &lt;WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs&gt; i luv guyz where would they be ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?126218</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9558&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs&amp;gt; i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;XeNoX&amp;gt; Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#758379: &lt; Alkivar&gt; we're on our way back from partying in ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?758379</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9526&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; flew past a trooper on the side of the road&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; we decided to be good and stop&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; walks up to the side of the car and goes&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; &amp;quot;SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; cop's jaw hits the fucking ground&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; most stunned face I've ever fucking seen&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; in this practically a whimper goes &amp;quot;get the fuck out of here&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; no ticket... too embarassed apparently&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; I'll never forget that day long as I live&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; Alkivar&amp;gt; I was sure we were goin to jail&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#6441: &lt;Zanthis(ALE)&gt; AFK, tornado</title><link>http://bash.org/?6441</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9503&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Zanthis(ALE)&amp;gt; AFK, tornado&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#830747: &lt;Montana&gt; yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick...</title><link>http://bash.org/?830747</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9482&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; yeh but chinese for dinner.. Peking Dick FTW&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Dauntless&amp;gt; ... LOL&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; omg here we go&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Dauntless&amp;gt; Can you say bash.org?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; why? so it can join the other 1 million quotes of random people saying 'i love wang.. oops typo, i meant computers.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; Screw this&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; If i'm getting quoted I'm getting my moneys worth:&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; MONTY PRESENTS THE ULTIMATE QUOTE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; OMFG my naked sister just ran into my room and before I could sex her she set fire/other means of destruction to my room but because Im a total geek it doesnt occur to me to get of irc and fix it. &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; I instead enter a conversation on computers: OMG MY COMPUTER HAS GOT A VIRUS! OH WAIT NO, ITS WINDOWS/LINUX/MAC/NORTON/AOL. Now for the obligatory Windows ME insult where the name of the product is mistaken for a pronoun for myself:&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; ME SO GAY! WHOOPS IT LOOKS LIKE THE INTENDED PURPOSE OF THAT STATEMENT WAS TO HIGHLIGHT MY OWN HOMOSEXUALITY WHEREAS I MEANT IT TO BE THE HOMOSEXUALITY OF THE OPERATING SYSTEM! HOW EMBARASSING!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; Now for the topic of sex:&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; I HAVE A GF.. AND BY GF I OF COURSE MEAN A GFORCE 20MB 3.45 SYSTEM RETRO POWER MAX SUPERMAN RAPING COMPUTER STICK!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; Furthermore, I make a comment as to the worth of sex but comment of my lack of sexual activity.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; Hmm&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; I'm forgetting the most impostant part! The lack of social interaction!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; OMG I just opened my blinds and the sunlight burnt and I saw this guy with a swollen chest and I was like WTF and my dad says 'thats called a girl' im like WTF IS A GIRL then i went and downloaded 50GB of porn.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; &amp;lt;/end rant&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Montana&amp;gt; Anyways, as I said before.. dinner.. brb&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Dauntless&amp;gt; o_o&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#409: &lt;DaZE&gt; at my school.. the cop from DARE passed aro...</title><link>http://bash.org/?409</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9266&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;DaZE&amp;gt; at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said &amp;quot;if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it..&amp;quot; and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#870063: &lt;djahandarie&gt; we ain't here to do e-c-e &lt;djahanda...</title><link>http://bash.org/?870063</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9181&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; we ain't here to do e-c-e&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; listen to me spit these rhymes&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; while i program lines&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; and commit web accessibility crimes&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; word, son&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Cut the crap rap,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Or I'll run ettercap,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Grab your AIM chat,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; N' send a PC bitch-slap!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; peace&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; while i got other plans&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; you just create a plight with your http rewrites&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; i've been on the web since the age of three&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; respect yo' elders, bitch&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; You're knocking at the door while I run this show!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Face it. I rule.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; all you can do is troll on the fagnets&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; it wont be hurt by the words you throwup&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; dont mind me while i emerge my ownage&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; you say i'm still in school&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; but the fact is that i know the rule&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; cuz you need to go back to grade three&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Time to bend over and apply a patch,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; I'd pass the torch to a real winner&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Caught in a loop that you cant escape,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; I run clock cycles around your words and flows,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;http402&amp;gt; Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;djahandarie&amp;gt; You win haha&lt;br /&gt; * http402 takes a bow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#462310: &lt; robT&gt; Name ONE thing that your windows comp can ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?462310</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9168&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt; robT&amp;gt; Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt; bawss&amp;gt; Right click.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#376790: Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome MaroonSand: no its ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?376790</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9097&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mike3285: wtf is a palindrome&lt;br /&gt; MaroonSand: no its not dude&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#574642: * Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOIS...</title><link>http://bash.org/?574642</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9088&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Strayed&amp;gt; he shot his girlfriend?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#214810: &lt;Fulgore&gt; whats the complement to a 43 degree angl...</title><link>http://bash.org/?214810</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 9015&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Fulgore&amp;gt; whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;sparks&amp;gt; My you're looking &amp;quot;acute&amp;quot; today&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Fulgore&amp;gt; fuck you&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#583977: &lt;DannyB&gt; some girl on the street asked if i was sa...</title><link>http://bash.org/?583977</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8876&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;DannyB&amp;gt; some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DannyB&amp;gt; i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DannyB&amp;gt; and can reload from there if i die&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;DannyB&amp;gt; she was confused&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#352172: &lt;NHBoy&gt; I broke my G-string while fingering a mino...</title><link>http://bash.org/?352172</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8852&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;NHBoy&amp;gt; I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;rycool&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;NHBoy&amp;gt; I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;NHBoy&amp;gt; Oh well, time to buy new strings.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#628630: &lt;samsim&gt; I heard about this guy who broke into a l...</title><link>http://bash.org/?628630</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8826&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;samsim&amp;gt; I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;samsim&amp;gt; and got mauled&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;samsim&amp;gt; and people were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;samsim&amp;gt; a friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;samsim&amp;gt; for example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#365072: &lt;xxxGirlygirlxxx&gt; Thank you for listening to me. ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?365072</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8793&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;xxxGirlygirlxxx&amp;gt; Thank you for listening to me.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;xxxGirlygirlxxx&amp;gt; You know your a really good listener.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;xxxGirlygirlxxx&amp;gt; Sweety please say something.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Sandaedar&amp;gt; Ok I'm back.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#642195: sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is...</title><link>http://bash.org/?642195</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8782&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;sweet17: Hi&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: hello&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: who is this?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: just a someone?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: A someone I know?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: nope&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: well sorrrrrry&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: why?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: nevermind your an jerk&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Hey wait a minute&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: yes?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: look Iýÿm sorry. Iýÿm just a little paranoid&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: paranoid?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: yes&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: of what?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: me?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: No. Iýÿm in hiding.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: LOL&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Donýÿt fucking laugh at me!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: This shit is serious!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: What are you hiding from?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: The cops.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: gimme a fucking break&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Iýÿm serious.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I donýÿt get it&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: The cops are after me.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: For what?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Iýÿm wanted in three states&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: For???&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Itýÿs kindof embarrasing.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Hello?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: You are fucking sick.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Send me your picture.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: why?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: so I know you arenýÿt one of them.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: One of what?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: The cops.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿm not a cop i told you&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Then send me your picture.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: hold on&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Hurry up.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Are you there?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: fuck you, cop!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Hey sorry&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Werenýÿt you!?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: thats not it&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Then what?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I donýÿt want to send you the picture cause Iýÿm not pretty&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Most cops arenýÿt&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Then send me the picture.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: fine. Whatýÿs your e-mail?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Just send it through here.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: alright *PIC*&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Did you get it?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Hold on. Iýÿm looking.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: That was me back in may&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿve lost weight since then.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I hope so&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: what?!?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: that hurt my feelings.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Did it?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Yes. Iýÿm not that much smaller than that now.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: yes&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Alright let me find it.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: kks&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: this isnýÿt you.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Iýÿll be damned if it ainýÿt!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: You donýÿt look like that.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: How the hell do you know?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guyýÿ.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Go fuck yourself&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Now my unit wonýÿt get hard for a week.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I shouldnýÿt have sent you that picture.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Youýÿve done nothing but slam me.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: you hurt me.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesnýÿt hurt me?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Why would I do that?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I canýÿt believe that cops are after you&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I canýÿt believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Youýÿd break both of his legs.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Youýÿre a fucking wanker!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿve been teased my whole life because of my weight&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: and you make fun of me when you donýÿt even know me&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Ok. Iýÿm sorry.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: No you arenýÿt&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Youýÿre right. Iýÿm not.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: HAARRRRR!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿm done with you&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Aww. Iýÿm sorry.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿm putting you on ignore&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Wait a sec&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Wanna start over?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: No&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Iýÿll eat your kitty&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Youýÿll what?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: You heard me.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I said Iýÿd eat your kitty.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I thought you said you couldnýÿt get it hard after seeing my picture&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Well Iýÿm not like most men.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Like what?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I donýÿt know&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Iýÿm afraid to&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Why?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: cause&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: cause why?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: well lets see&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: doesnýÿt that seem strange to you?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Nope&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: well its strange to me&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Fine. I wonýÿt do it if you donýÿt want me to&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I didnýÿt say that&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: So is that a yes?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: I guess so.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Are you willing?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: What do you need me to do?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: ???&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: When I start to go limpýÿ you say ýÿHARRRR!!!ýÿ&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: ok?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Hello?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: You canýÿt be serious&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Oh yes I am!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Itýÿs my fantasy.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: this is retarded&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Do you want it or not?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Yes I want it.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Then youýÿll do it for me?&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: sure&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: mmmm yeah&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: uh oh ýÿgoing limp.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: Har&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: mmmmmm you are good&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: going limp&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: HARRRRRRR&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: going limp&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: this is stupid&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: ýÿstill limp&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Do it!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: WTF?!?!?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: They stink really bad.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: OMG STOP!!!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy appleýÿ&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: I kick you in the face!&lt;br /&gt; sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabinýÿ&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: ýÿgoing limp again.&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Hello?&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: Say it!&lt;br /&gt; bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#1730: &lt;Mikkel&gt; If you went camping and you got REALLY dr...</title><link>http://bash.org/?1730</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8780&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Mikkel&amp;gt; If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you &lt;br /&gt; woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Celestya&amp;gt; i dont think so &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Mikkel&amp;gt; Wanna go camping?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#420855: gentoogod: omg dude gentoogod: today i might the ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?420855</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8766&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;gentoogod: omg dude&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today&lt;br /&gt; siral21: what was it&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: ok before i say this&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk&lt;br /&gt; gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#217453: &lt;@Chin^&gt; My sister caught me jacking off the other...</title><link>http://bash.org/?217453</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8753&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@Chin^&amp;gt; My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@Chin^&amp;gt; just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@Chin^&amp;gt; So she calls me a pervert again?!?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;@Chin^&amp;gt; there is no justice in the world...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#185361: &lt;Fenris&gt; My mom found me perusing bash.org and loo...</title><link>http://bash.org/?185361</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8724&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Fenris&amp;gt; My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Fenris&amp;gt; Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Fenris&amp;gt; I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, &amp;quot;WTF??&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Fenris&amp;gt; And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Fenris&amp;gt; I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ctone&amp;gt; ...&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ctone&amp;gt; now theres a quote for bash.org&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Fenris&amp;gt; Don't you fucking dare.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#12431: &lt;Hiroe&gt; he was dressed as a big fuckin devil &lt;Hir...</title><link>http://bash.org/?12431</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8692&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; he was dressed as a big fuckin devil&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; like, HUGE costume&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; 8-foot lizard wings, giant horns on the head&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; at some anime con in california&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; they were double booked with a southern Baptist group in the same hotel&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; he's riding the elevator down to the con space&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; doors open, little old baptist woman standing there&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Hiroe&amp;gt; he just says &amp;quot;Going Down&amp;quot; in his best evil voice&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#10958: (morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct? (al...</title><link>http://bash.org/?10958</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8690&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?&lt;br /&gt; (alec_eso): 1, morganj&lt;br /&gt; (morganj): bastard.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#2999: &lt;kyourek&gt; There was a 23% drop in temperature. &lt;n...</title><link>http://bash.org/?2999</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8686&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;kyourek&amp;gt; There was a 23% drop in temperature.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;nappyjallapy&amp;gt; That's almost 25%!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;kyourek&amp;gt; ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#424487: JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?424487</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8680&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?&lt;br /&gt; Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.&lt;br /&gt; JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up&lt;br /&gt; Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#117002: &lt;YuFFie&gt; SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH &lt;YuFFie&gt; WElL I...</title><link>http://bash.org/?117002</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8680&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;YuFFie&amp;gt; SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;YuFFie&amp;gt; WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.&lt;br /&gt; * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)&lt;br /&gt; * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;YuFFie&amp;gt; HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#268247: &lt;glacial&gt;  I love school &lt;glacial&gt;  Today our ter...</title><link>http://bash.org/?268247</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8679&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;glacial&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; I love school&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glacial&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; Today our term paper due date's set&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glacial&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glacial&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; So this wiseass pipes up: &amp;quot;What about extreme sexual exhaustion?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glacial&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; She waits for the laughs to die down and says:&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;glacial&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#139697: &lt;frank&gt; can you help me install GTA3? &lt;knightmare...</title><link>http://bash.org/?139697</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8679&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;frank&amp;gt; can you help me install GTA3?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;knightmare&amp;gt; first, shut down all programs you aren't using&lt;br /&gt; frank has quit IRC. (Quit)&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;knightmare&amp;gt; ...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#283491: &lt;BronsonTheBeef&gt; So we were supposed to have a gue...</title><link>http://bash.org/?283491</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8678&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; So we were supposed to have a guest speaker in one of my classes&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; to talk about diversity and racism and shit today&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; prof's never met him..&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; in walks this super black gangsta ghetto dude&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; he's got a 'pimp' chain around his neck, wearing FUBU everything&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; has a gold watch and a ring on each finger, smells like pot and beer&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; he even had a do-rag on and a cigarrette tucked behind his ear &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; walks in in true rapper style flashing his crazy ghetto signs at us&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; the prof's like...'are you... jeff?'&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; he goes 'true dat, ho' and says 'you all my niggaz!' and he turns in a circle&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; waving his arms in the air singing about 'niggaz in 'da house' or some shit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; and says 'sorry I'm late'&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;BronsonTheBeef&amp;gt; he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#665807: omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger k...</title><link>http://bash.org/?665807</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8677&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#202477: (Mootar) morons. (Mootar) these people who live i...</title><link>http://bash.org/?202477</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8677&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(Mootar) morons.&lt;br /&gt; (Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless&lt;br /&gt; (Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network&lt;br /&gt; (Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways&lt;br /&gt; (Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#1578: &lt;calin&gt; we had a guy at school that wore black lip...</title><link>http://bash.org/?1578</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8677&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;calin&amp;gt; we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ecoli&amp;gt; ew.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ecoli&amp;gt; wait, you &amp;quot;caught&amp;quot; him?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;ecoli&amp;gt; like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Aero&amp;gt; he doesnt answer&lt;br /&gt; *** Quits: calin (No route to host)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#369: &lt;Beeth&gt; Girls are like internet domain names, the ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?369</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8676&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Beeth&amp;gt; Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;honx&amp;gt; well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#416857: &lt;born1986&gt; why the fuck isn't my disc drive workin...</title><link>http://bash.org/?416857</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8673&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; why the fuck isn't my disc drive working&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i fucking worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i now i cant finish it 'cos my fuckin drive ain't working&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; you got the right drivers?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; hell yes&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; it was working fine yesterday&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; why does this shit always happen to me?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i havent touched it since school&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i'm growing impatient&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; ANGRY even&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; throw that shit out tha window&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; OMG i fuckin did it!!!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; FUCK!!!!!&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; it works?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; no, i threw it out the window&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; the disk?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; NO the whole drive&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; :D&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; FUCK SHIT FUCK&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; brb&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; shit&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; what? did ya break it?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; well i couldn't open the drive&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; so i had to pound it against a rock&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; :o&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; quite HARD&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; and you know what?&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; that fucking disk wasnt even there&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; ???&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;Z00ass&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; i'm actually cryin right now&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; . . .&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; wonder if i could make that drive work again&lt;br /&gt; &amp;lt;born1986&amp;gt; brb&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:25:53 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>