ÿþ<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-16"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule"><channel><title>Bash.org 50 Random greater Zero Quotes</title><link>http://bash.org/?random1</link><description>RSS feed of 50 Random greater Zero Quotes from Bash.org.</description><copyright>Copyright 2012</copyright><generator>Zeta Mini RSS Toolkit http://zeta.li</generator><webMaster>uwe@magerquark.de</webMaster><managingEditor>uwe@magerquark.de</managingEditor><item><title>#625: &lt;Ash&gt; We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely on...</title><link>http://bash.org/?625</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 398&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Ash&amp;gt; We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#901: &lt;McMoo&gt; my penis is pretty gay

&lt;McMoo&gt; it can reg...</title><link>http://bash.org/?901</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 40&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;McMoo&amp;gt; my penis is pretty gay&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;McMoo&amp;gt; it can regularly be found in male anuses&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#1385: (chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think the...</title><link>http://bash.org/?1385</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 319&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional fuck the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best fuck&lt;br /&gt;

...&lt;br /&gt;

(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:27:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#1611: &lt;tak&gt; your mommas so dumb she set her buffer lengt...</title><link>http://bash.org/?1611</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 577&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;tak&amp;gt; your mommas so dumb she set her buffer length to a minimal octal instead of puging the cache&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#3134: &lt;friedegg&gt;          _.---._    /\

&lt;friedegg&gt;     ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?3134</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1321&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; _.---._&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; /\&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ./'&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;--`//&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ./&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; o &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ././&amp;nbsp; )______&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; __ &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt; ./&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; / /&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; | |&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 7&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; _.---._&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; /\&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ./'&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;--`//&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ./&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; o &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ././&amp;nbsp; )______&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; __ &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt; ./&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; / /&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; | |&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; 7&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&amp;nbsp; &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;b|ubeard&amp;gt; eek&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt; shhh&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;friedegg&amp;gt; i'm observing wildlife&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#4039: &lt;kapusta&gt; Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch...</title><link>http://bash.org/?4039</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 587&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;kapusta&amp;gt; Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#6133: &lt;BedBoB&gt; ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.

&lt;lsd&gt; i'm...</title><link>http://bash.org/?6133</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 276&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;BedBoB&amp;gt; ERR: scsi_wait_goat() no goat.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;lsd&amp;gt; i'm sure i don't remember having any goats near my old all-SCSI amiga&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Bruce&amp;gt; the mac II here doesnt need goats either&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;BedBoB&amp;gt; they have inbuilt goats&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;lsd&amp;gt; on-board goat controller&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#6519: &lt;monami&gt; my boss is okay except for the following ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?6519</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1927&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; my boss is okay except for the following scenario that we have to play out four or five times a year :&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; Act I&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; BOSS: Do A.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; ME: If we do A, B will occur.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; BOSS: I don't care, do it anyways.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; Act II&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; BOSS: OH MY GOD, B HAS HAPPENED.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;monami&amp;gt; ME: sigh&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#6631: &lt;Hawx&gt; wtf is Scotty

&lt;Shinji&gt; Hawx - ScottyFox, h...</title><link>http://bash.org/?6631</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 263&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Hawx&amp;gt; wtf is Scotty&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Shinji&amp;gt; Hawx - ScottyFox, he's in here occasionaly, I used to live with him in Canada.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hawx&amp;gt; scottyfox is one letter away from being scattyfox&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Shinji&amp;gt; Hawx - and you're four letters away from being 'fuck'.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hawx&amp;gt; :D&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#11122: &lt;Super_User_2&gt; the very first time I practiced dri...</title><link>http://bash.org/?11122</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 966&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Super_User_2&amp;gt; the very first time I practiced driving I scared the shit&lt;br /&gt;

out of my dad. It was a manual transmission truck. I had it in first and&lt;br /&gt;

tired to shift, but the timing on the clutch was fucked up and it just&lt;br /&gt;

spun, but the pedal was lighter then I thought and I floored it. The&lt;br /&gt;

truck sounded like it was doing 90 and my nervous laugh sounded maniacal.&lt;br /&gt;

He just screamed &amp;quot;NOOOOOOOOOO!&amp;quot; as we moved about 1/2 mile an hour...&lt;br /&gt;

he drove home.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#11727: &lt;Aboshi&gt; Women. I drive 'em crazy.

&lt;Trinity&gt; craz...</title><link>http://bash.org/?11727</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 297&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Aboshi&amp;gt; Women. I drive 'em crazy.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Trinity&amp;gt; crazy = away&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#13111: &lt;neia_doll&gt; Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?13111</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 178&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;neia_doll&amp;gt; Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;k-rad-bob&amp;gt; accident?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;neia_doll&amp;gt; so Im pretty skinny&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;k-rad-bob&amp;gt; you got an abortion?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#14729: &lt;Sin&gt; there must be a better way to get money then...</title><link>http://bash.org/?14729</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 222&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Sin&amp;gt; there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#14977: &lt;H8Breeder-&gt; when i was 13 i would go over to my b...</title><link>http://bash.org/?14977</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 15&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;H8Breeder-&amp;gt; when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#17271: &lt;Tetrad&gt; the program I just wrote 1) compiled the ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?17271</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 946&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Tetrad&amp;gt; the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Tetrad&amp;gt; I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#17907: &lt;George&gt;  : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.

&lt;...</title><link>http://bash.org/?17907</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 132&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;George&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;George&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; : Onward and upward.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;George&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;3hreeD&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;George&amp;gt;&amp;nbsp; : Yeah, like run the net.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#29243: &lt;tate&gt; has anyone played this Amercan's Army game?...</title><link>http://bash.org/?29243</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 197&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;tate&amp;gt; has anyone played this Amercan's Army game?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Beerman&amp;gt; nope&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Goonigoogoo&amp;gt; I've read about it, but never downloaded it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Beerman&amp;gt; I wonder if you can mod it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Beerman&amp;gt; &amp;quot;talibans army&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Beerman&amp;gt; that would be a fun game&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;tate&amp;gt; yeah, and you can throw rocks, and mail Anthrax&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;tate&amp;gt; and hide in caves&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#31034: &lt;JDigital&gt; Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks play...</title><link>http://bash.org/?31034</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 420&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;JDigital&amp;gt; Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;JDigital&amp;gt; (Quite a few, I'd imagine...)&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Nimduin&amp;gt; There's a VI?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Nimduin&amp;gt; Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#36725: &lt;Aidan&gt; If you found out a commet was about to str...</title><link>http://bash.org/?36725</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 344&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Aidan&amp;gt; If you found out a commet was about to strike Earth and you had five minutes to live, what you would do?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Alsander&amp;gt; You mean, who would I rape&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#37341: * cams lights tri on fire

* Trimangle is flame re...</title><link>http://bash.org/?37341</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 273&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* cams lights tri on fire&lt;br /&gt;

* Trimangle is flame retarded&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#39539: &lt;Bell&gt; It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you f...</title><link>http://bash.org/?39539</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 388&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Bell&amp;gt; It's amazing how many kinds of crumbs you find when cleaning your keyboard, I've found&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Bell&amp;gt; I even found a couple of dead ants.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Bell&amp;gt; I'm assuming they perished while trying to retrieve said crumbs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#39567: &lt;Haydn&gt; i remember a bird got into our house, it f...</title><link>http://bash.org/?39567</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 271&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Haydn&amp;gt; i remember a bird got into our house, it flew into the mirror, just befor it hit the mirror, it tried to dodge its reflection&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#40509: &lt;Mosswing&gt; anyone here got berserk series ?ýÿ

&lt;Mos...</title><link>http://bash.org/?40509</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 344&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Mosswing&amp;gt; anyone here got berserk series ?ýÿ&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Mosswing&amp;gt; in DivX format&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;^cell^&amp;gt; i got a boner&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;^cell^&amp;gt; does that count?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Mosswing&amp;gt; what is boner ?ýÿ&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Mosswing&amp;gt; is it good?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;^cell^&amp;gt; yeah man&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;^cell^&amp;gt; everyone has a boner&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;^cell^&amp;gt; why dont you?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Mosswing&amp;gt; how many episodes?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Mosswing&amp;gt; i would like it too if it is great :)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#41306: &lt;ryda&gt; i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in...</title><link>http://bash.org/?41306</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 62&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;ryda&amp;gt; i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Gobbles&amp;gt; :|&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Gobbles&amp;gt; :S&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ryda&amp;gt; her&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ryda&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Vindictive&amp;gt; His???&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Gobbles&amp;gt; hahhahaha&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Moose&amp;gt; HIS&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ryda&amp;gt; whatta bad typo&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#43348: &lt;[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`&gt; wtf did u do on a mac 

&lt;[R...</title><link>http://bash.org/?43348</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 20&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`&amp;gt; wtf did u do on a mac &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[RUA]Mibby&amp;gt; look at porn&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[RUA]Mibby&amp;gt; porn is all their is &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[RUA]Mibby&amp;gt; not like there are games &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`&amp;gt; and since it was a mac, its only capable of gay porn &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[RUA]Mibby&amp;gt; hahah &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[RUA]Mibby&amp;gt; yea&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#46820: * BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening...</title><link>http://bash.org/?46820</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 86&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Arrow&amp;gt; FIRST TIME?!&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;BlazeHedgehog&amp;gt; I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it.&amp;nbsp; But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Arrow&amp;gt; Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#48340: &lt;Zero-Wing&gt; i bought a game the other day and it s...</title><link>http://bash.org/?48340</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 201&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Zero-Wing&amp;gt; i bought a game the other day and it said Win 98, Win NT and Better... so i installed it on linux&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#49298: &lt;Tetsubo&gt; ever wish you could just start life over...</title><link>http://bash.org/?49298</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 250&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Tetsubo&amp;gt; ever wish you could just start life over cause you didn't know what to do the first time around and messed it all up?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Tetsubo&amp;gt; why doesn't real life have a tutorial mode?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#50057: &lt;prebullem&gt; can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x...</title><link>http://bash.org/?50057</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 21&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;prebullem&amp;gt; can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F(x)?&lt;br /&gt;

*** [p]-chan (fun@cpe-178-101.valp.net) has joined #math&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;emul8or&amp;gt; prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;emul8or&amp;gt; not to mention that i already told you that your goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Meta&amp;gt; looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g(x) and f'(x) have to be constants&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Meta&amp;gt; so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c and the power rule&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;emul8or&amp;gt; exactly&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;emul8or&amp;gt; as i've already told him twice&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Meta&amp;gt; heh&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;prebullem&amp;gt; well&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;prebullem&amp;gt; I don't understand why it doesn't work&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;emul8or&amp;gt; because you pulled the idea straight out of you know where&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#51498: &lt;meyowith&gt; almost done cleaning my room :D

&lt;meyow...</title><link>http://bash.org/?51498</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 459&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;meyowith&amp;gt; almost done cleaning my room :D&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;meyowith&amp;gt; now to untangle my wires..&lt;br /&gt;

Quit: Meyowith (connection reset by peer)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#53851: (_ph): im hungry 

(kingy`r): eat a dick :P 

(_ph...</title><link>http://bash.org/?53851</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 422&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(_ph): im hungry &lt;br /&gt;

(kingy`r): eat a dick :P &lt;br /&gt;

(_ph): im a little hungrier than that &lt;br /&gt;

(sole): eat two dicks then &lt;br /&gt;

(_ph): we're talking at least 5 here&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#53978: &lt;Amish&gt; women are psychotic

&lt;Amish&gt; cats are grea...</title><link>http://bash.org/?53978</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 165&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Amish&amp;gt; women are psychotic&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Amish&amp;gt; cats are great pets for them though&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Xenopax&amp;gt; because they are cold and only want attention when you don't want to give it to them?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Amish&amp;gt; that, and you get to kick them when they aren't looking&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Amish&amp;gt; JUST KIDDING PETA&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#54387: &lt;Simmons62&gt; the more we get the more weed than we ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?54387</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 7&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Simmons62&amp;gt; the more we get the more weed than we should have we get&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#86054: &lt;+{R3D}Hurricane&gt; Fly Delta. Cause everyone else i...</title><link>http://bash.org/?86054</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 78&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;+{R3D}Hurricane&amp;gt; Fly Delta. Cause everyone else is bankrupt.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#104946: MYNAME15NEO: Damnit...

DgtlHavoc: ?

MYNAME15NEO:...</title><link>http://bash.org/?104946</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 622&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;MYNAME15NEO: Damnit...&lt;br /&gt;

DgtlHavoc: ?&lt;br /&gt;

MYNAME15NEO: The only place I can put my cheezits will block the light on my keyboard&lt;br /&gt;

DgtlHavoc: did you try the top of your head?&lt;br /&gt;

DgtlHavoc: on top the monitor?&lt;br /&gt;

DgtlHavoc: on the floor?&lt;br /&gt;

MYNAME15NEO: Thats where I've got the lamp&lt;br /&gt;

MYNAME15NEO: The monitors already got enough shit on it&lt;br /&gt;

MYNAME15NEO: And I don't have a floor&lt;br /&gt;

DgtlHavoc: ?&lt;br /&gt;

DgtlHavoc: living in a electomagnetically suspended desk?&lt;br /&gt;

MYNAME15NEO: Chair and desk is suspended from cables by a blackhawk helicopter&lt;br /&gt;

MYNAME15NEO: I won the helicopter using my Pepsi points&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#165238: (token_nrg): btw, I made some kind of statement la...</title><link>http://bash.org/?165238</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 505&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(token_nrg): btw, I made some kind of statement last nite about Domino's Philly Cheesesteak pizza rox0r'ing.&lt;br /&gt;

(token_nrg): I would like to retract that statement if possible&lt;br /&gt;

(token_nrg): My anus thanks you&lt;br /&gt;

(token_nrg): and good nite&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#173422: &lt;zidane&gt; hackquest.de is encrpyted!  

&lt;alucardo&gt; ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?173422</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 558&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;zidane&amp;gt; hackquest.de is encrpyted!&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;alucardo&amp;gt; german isn't an encryption method&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ps&amp;gt; the infamous &amp;quot;DE&amp;quot; Cypher&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#178050: &lt;@SPo0n&gt; this morning my mate said he likes the wo...</title><link>http://bash.org/?178050</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 470&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@SPo0n&amp;gt; this morning my mate said he likes the word &amp;quot;cock&amp;quot; because it &amp;quot;rolls off the tongue&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#187110: paper: shit

paper: flammable and inflammable mean...</title><link>http://bash.org/?187110</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1557&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;paper: shit&lt;br /&gt;

paper: flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?!&lt;br /&gt;

paper: shit i gotta warn bob&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#254773: &lt;Beercaps&gt; its not easy spelling bukkake

&lt;RedX&gt; s...</title><link>http://bash.org/?254773</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 385&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Beercaps&amp;gt; its not easy spelling bukkake&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;RedX&amp;gt; specially with your mouth full ;-)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#375031: &lt;Zazu&gt; omg

&lt;Zazu&gt; wc

&lt;Zazu&gt; that link you posted...</title><link>http://bash.org/?375031</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 428&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Zazu&amp;gt; omg&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Zazu&amp;gt; wc&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Zazu&amp;gt; that link you posted&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Zazu&amp;gt; eww&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;WC`&amp;gt; yeah it's bad&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Zazu&amp;gt; why do you look at things like that? why not normal stuff to jack off to, like shuri's links?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;WC`&amp;gt; because it's fun to 0wn you&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Zazu&amp;gt; but do you have ANY idea how hard it was to jerkoff to that?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#466122: &lt;SPEEDing|VoNK&gt; you cant use knoppix as a server c...</title><link>http://bash.org/?466122</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 567&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;SPEEDing|VoNK&amp;gt; you cant use knoppix as a server can you?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;bob&amp;gt; why not? people use windows as one.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#573856: &lt;seaster&gt; this kid once said to me he was 10% gay ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?573856</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 40&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;seaster&amp;gt; this kid once said to me he was 10% gay and that he thought it was normal.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;seaster&amp;gt; i said to him &amp;quot;it would suck if that 10% was your cock&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#598430: &lt;shwatta&gt; never drinking again

&lt;shwatta&gt; went out...</title><link>http://bash.org/?598430</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1646&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;shwatta&amp;gt; never drinking again&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;shwatta&amp;gt; went out yesterday for a few lunch time beers in the city right&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;shwatta&amp;gt; those 'few' turned into lots&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;shwatta&amp;gt; woke up at 9am the next day in a park down by the beach which is 30 kilometres away from the city... no phone, no wallet, no memory, blood all over myself with no obvious wounds&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;shwatta&amp;gt; the weirdest thing was that in my hands there was this little statue of a hindu god with a massive grin on its face&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#653631: &lt;vintendo&gt; yesterday we had to pull the plug on my...</title><link>http://bash.org/?653631</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 495&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;vintendo&amp;gt; yesterday we had to pull the plug on my grandma, i needed the outlet for my laptop.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#663074: &lt;agrippina&gt; so there was this guy at work today, w...</title><link>http://bash.org/?663074</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1160&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;agrippina&amp;gt; so there was this guy at work today, who brought back a copy of Madden '06 because it was it wouldn't play in his son's x box. he starts mumbling about how when he was young, he never had to worry about his baseball being compatable with his glove or his bat. And before i can stop myself, i blurt out &amp;quot;true. but no one ever died chasing their x box into the street.&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#715368: &lt;trav&gt; Christians have Jerusalem

&lt;trav&gt; muslims h...</title><link>http://bash.org/?715368</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 459&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;trav&amp;gt; Christians have Jerusalem&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;trav&amp;gt; muslims have mecca&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;trav&amp;gt; stoners have amsterdam&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#750237: &lt;Hybridfusion&gt; i found out last week that if you s...</title><link>http://bash.org/?750237</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 804&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Hybridfusion&amp;gt; i found out last week that if you see a big black man who works for BFI (garbage truck / pickup company)&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hybridfusion&amp;gt; dont ask him if BFI stands for &amp;quot;big fucking idiot&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Volte&amp;gt; did he say &amp;quot;why as a matter of fact it does and id appreciate if you didnt call attention to it thanks&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hybridfusion&amp;gt; he threw a metal pipe at me and i ran like a motherfucker&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#807716: &lt;Zyrjello&gt; Cancer patients are incapable of being ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?807716</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 76&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Zyrjello&amp;gt; Cancer patients are incapable of being nasty.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Zyrjello&amp;gt; It's a law of life.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;MrPicso&amp;gt; I hope I get cancer so I can prove you wrong.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#811184: &lt;IZZY4EL&gt; Whats gets longer when pulled, fits betw...</title><link>http://bash.org/?811184</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1316&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;IZZY4EL&amp;gt; Whats gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;IZZY4EL&amp;gt; a seat-belt&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:26:13 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>