ÿþ<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-16"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:blogChannel="http://backend.userland.com/blogChannelModule"><channel><title>Bash.org 50 Random Quotes</title><link>http://bash.org/?random</link><description>RSS feed of 50 Random Quotes from Bash.org.</description><copyright>Copyright 2012</copyright><generator>Zeta Mini RSS Toolkit http://zeta.li</generator><webMaster>uwe@magerquark.de</webMaster><managingEditor>uwe@magerquark.de</managingEditor><item><title>#399: &lt;gloone&gt; america is the only country where people ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?399</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 220&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;gloone&amp;gt; america is the only country where people live in trailers.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#887: &lt;blazemore&gt; don't make me press nine limp inches a...</title><link>http://bash.org/?887</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 275&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;blazemore&amp;gt; don't make me press nine limp inches against your forehead and leave a sweaty red mark from the moist underside&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Nikki&amp;gt; sorry&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#1078: (idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr...</title><link>http://bash.org/?1078</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 579&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd &amp;quot;was not ready&lt;br /&gt;

(idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#1729: &lt;blinkchik&gt; can i become a bot and how??</title><link>http://bash.org/?1729</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 804&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;blinkchik&amp;gt; can i become a bot and how??&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#2958: &lt;datz510&gt; u prolly race grandmas goin tot he groce...</title><link>http://bash.org/?2958</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 257&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;datz510&amp;gt; u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;BenK&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;BenK&amp;gt; I race hardcore racers&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;BenK&amp;gt; people with tinted windows&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;BenK&amp;gt; and 20 inch rims&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;datz510&amp;gt; Ben.. like other hondas?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#3160: &lt;Spin0ut&gt; devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sur...</title><link>http://bash.org/?3160</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 24&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Spin0ut&amp;gt; devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#4276: &lt;R0SC0E&gt; i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?4276</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 209&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;R0SC0E&amp;gt; i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;R0SC0E&amp;gt; but they pushed it back to not be in competition&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;mightyflo&amp;gt; zombie soccer!&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;mightyflo&amp;gt; you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;mightyflo&amp;gt; they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;nitrifik_&amp;gt; no, zombies against zombies&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;nitrifik_&amp;gt; slowest soccer game ever&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#7163: &lt;Descartes&gt; A wanker is not a racial slur

&lt;GORE&gt; ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?7163</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 29&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Descartes&amp;gt; A wanker is not a racial slur&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;GORE&amp;gt; it is&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;GORE&amp;gt; beleive me it is&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;GORE&amp;gt; to me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#7384: &lt;Malicious&gt; This NEC machine they're advertising.....</title><link>http://bash.org/?7384</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 112&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Malicious&amp;gt; This NEC machine they're advertising... a 300 mhz P2 with 32 megs SDRAM and a 4.3 gig IDE harddrive&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Kythorn&amp;gt; thats like the same as a ferrari with no seats and a v2&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Malicious&amp;gt; Kyth: One that has a tendancy to overheat, mind you *P&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#7525: &lt;sothis&gt; theres nothing quite like the feeling of ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?7525</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 197&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;sothis&amp;gt; theres nothing quite like the feeling of a 60 year old woman shoving her cold, gloved, ky-jellied-up fingers up your vagina trying to touch your cervix&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#7553: [Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my na...</title><link>http://bash.org/?7553</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 122&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Bayls] Gimp - that's right. I mean you know my name. Big woo. Either you're off adam, or your girlfriend talks in her sleep. Either way. Snoozes from me.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#7610: &lt;shadok&gt; bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?7610</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 182&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;shadok&amp;gt; bo gritz shot himself and only inflicted a flesh wound&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;shadok&amp;gt; the quality of american fascism has declined notably in recent times&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;shadok&amp;gt; i blame flouride&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#7997: &lt;@mewse&gt; man i had this new jacket for like 3 days...</title><link>http://bash.org/?7997</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 117&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;@mewse&amp;gt; man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;@mewse&amp;gt; that must be some sort of record&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#8940: ýÿ@MegaFroggýÿ wow... these spammers sure are subtle...</title><link>http://bash.org/?8940</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 132&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;ýÿ@MegaFroggýÿ wow... these spammers sure are subtle&lt;br /&gt;

ýÿ@MegaFroggýÿ [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#9218: &lt;FatherShark&gt; Does anyone know how to make real Sa...</title><link>http://bash.org/?9218</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 178&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;FatherShark&amp;gt; Does anyone know how to make real Sangria?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[empathy]&amp;gt; blood of retards &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;FatherShark&amp;gt; okay, find me a vein empathy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#11978: &lt;mertine&gt; at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCH...</title><link>http://bash.org/?11978</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 835&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;mertine&amp;gt; at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;melvin&amp;gt; booz stabbed a teacher??? &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Gabooz&amp;gt; HE STARTED IT&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#15610: &lt;r00&gt; man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB sys...</title><link>http://bash.org/?15610</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 221&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;r00&amp;gt; man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2&amp;quot; penis&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;r00&amp;gt; forget i said that&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#17864: iamouija: Because I'm Jewish

iamouija: and eVERYO...</title><link>http://bash.org/?17864</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 8&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;iamouija: Because I'm Jewish&lt;br /&gt;

iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS&lt;br /&gt;

fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish&lt;br /&gt;

fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#24775: &lt;magellanic&gt; got a prob: I keep getting this error...</title><link>http://bash.org/?24775</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: -1&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;magellanic&amp;gt; got a prob: I keep getting this error message when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F; iptables -t mangle -F as root&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;RichiH&amp;gt; magellanic: your eyes are all wrong&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;RichiH&amp;gt; you can't read&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;magellanic&amp;gt; RichiH: what you mean?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:24:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#28881: &lt;Tbodd&gt; I pull no punches with the women

&lt;Tbodd&gt; ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?28881</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 189&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Tbodd&amp;gt; I pull no punches with the women&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Tbodd&amp;gt; otherwise, they just get back up and beat the crap outta me&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#34419: &lt;zimalicious&gt; size doesnt matter. as long as you k...</title><link>http://bash.org/?34419</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 253&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;zimalicious&amp;gt; size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Ralp&amp;gt; But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Mattress&amp;gt; hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#34540: this is from #guitar on DALnet, G/F is a guitar ch...</title><link>http://bash.org/?34540</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: -17&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is from #guitar on DALnet, G/F is a guitar chord for all you who may not know.&lt;br /&gt;

&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Cosmorpheus&amp;gt; he&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Cosmorpheus&amp;gt; y&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;crudelydrawnspiral&amp;gt; well said cosmo&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Cosmorpheus&amp;gt; fingering for a G/F anyone?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;AussieAusbourne&amp;gt; i finger my girlfriend&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;washcloth-nj&amp;gt; pull her panties down, thats number &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;washcloth-nj&amp;gt; 1&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Cosmorpheus&amp;gt; funny&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#36359: &lt;Kaymanistic&gt;Jesus Christ.  My dog has been lickin...</title><link>http://bash.org/?36359</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 580&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Kaymanistic&amp;gt;Jesus Christ.&amp;nbsp; My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!!&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Rockjunky&amp;gt;God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Whatsupdude&amp;gt;Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#39904: &lt;balistic&gt; Do you guys know any girls whose names ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?39904</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 531&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;balistic&amp;gt; Do you guys know any girls whose names don't contain .jpeg, .mpg, or .avi?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#40522: &lt;ratsun&gt; damnit i started a smallbox game but nobo...</title><link>http://bash.org/?40522</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 433&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;ratsun&amp;gt; damnit i started a smallbox game but nobody came on the field so i exited and now i cant get in&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ratsun&amp;gt; what to do?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;super-radish&amp;gt; reboot&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ratsun&amp;gt; the computer?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;super-radish&amp;gt; no, i mean take your shoes off and put them back on&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ratsun&amp;gt; i'm not wearing shoes.....&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#41175: &lt;nido&gt; am i on the internet</title><link>http://bash.org/?41175</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 361&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;nido&amp;gt; am i on the internet&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#46913: &lt;CaptainCanada231&gt; So wait, I should grow the goat...</title><link>http://bash.org/?46913</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 607&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;CaptainCanada231&amp;gt; So wait, I should grow the goatse?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;CaptainCanada231&amp;gt; *goatee&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#50838: &lt;indefactorX&gt; WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!...</title><link>http://bash.org/?50838</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 341&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;indefactorX&amp;gt; WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;LoneJackal&amp;gt; dunno&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;LoneJackal&amp;gt; maybe because you used caps like you just did here, in a repetitive manner?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;indefactorX&amp;gt; shut up&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;LoneJackal&amp;gt; or aggressive language&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#51128: * [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btope...</title><link>http://bash.org/?51128</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 268&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #javascript&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[LooN]&amp;gt; can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;nakke&amp;gt; if you stop calling it java, someone might&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[LooN]&amp;gt; if people in channels like this stop being ass holes, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother fucker.&lt;br /&gt;

* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has left #javascript&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#51163: &lt;Korbel&gt; hey, at least IM not the one asking quest...</title><link>http://bash.org/?51163</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 243&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Korbel&amp;gt; hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;[X]odus&amp;gt; wow&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Korbel&amp;gt; wow what?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#52303: &lt;EvilJoven&gt; millions of dollars from various gover...</title><link>http://bash.org/?52303</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 478&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;EvilJoven&amp;gt; millions of dollars from various governments, business and NGOs spent on developing hardware, protocols, software and you people use it to pretend to fart at each other...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#58923: &lt;Shadoe&gt; baby collars

&lt;Shadoe&gt; hahaha

&lt;Shadoe&gt; "...</title><link>http://bash.org/?58923</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 344&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Shadoe&amp;gt; baby collars&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Shadoe&amp;gt; hahaha&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Shadoe&amp;gt; &amp;quot;here baby baby&amp;quot; *yank*&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Shadoe&amp;gt; &amp;lt;---- should not have children.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#66350: *** SyKnight (SyKnight@mctn1-3751.nb.aliant.net) h...</title><link>http://bash.org/?66350</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 369&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;*** SyKnight (SyKnight@mctn1-3751.nb.aliant.net) has joined the channel&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;UrbnLgnd&amp;gt; :)&lt;br /&gt;

*** SyKnight has left the channel&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;UrbnLgnd&amp;gt; i guess I have an ugly face&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#72181: &lt;Null&gt; hittman

&lt;Hittman&gt; hi Null

&lt;Null&gt; you are ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?72181</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 778&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Null&amp;gt; hittman&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hittman&amp;gt; hi Null&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Null&amp;gt; you are a load that should have been swallowed ;/&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;rb_&amp;gt; 20 bucks says he doesnt get it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Null&amp;gt; i see your 20 and raise you 20&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hittman&amp;gt; load&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Hittman&amp;gt; ?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;rb_&amp;gt; YES!!!&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;rb_&amp;gt; I WIN&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#75963: &lt;Mike_Works&gt; Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;

&lt;ZS&gt; there g...</title><link>http://bash.org/?75963</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 491&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Mike_Works&amp;gt; Mr. Rogers is gone. ;_;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;ZS&amp;gt; there goes the neighborhood&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#76579: Schlik: i saw your mom

LckyLuciano8: where?

Schl...</title><link>http://bash.org/?76579</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: -11&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Schlik: i saw your mom&lt;br /&gt;

LckyLuciano8: where?&lt;br /&gt;

Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin&lt;br /&gt;

Schlik: and dont call us stockers&lt;br /&gt;

LckyLuciano8: stockers?&lt;br /&gt;

LckyLuciano8: or stalkers?&lt;br /&gt;

Schlik: hey fuck off&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#80824: &lt;gaurav&gt; ahh i feel sexeh

&lt;airliner&gt; irc is the o...</title><link>http://bash.org/?80824</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 48&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;gaurav&amp;gt; ahh i feel sexeh&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;airliner&amp;gt; irc is the only place you can feel sexy gaurav&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#102335: &lt;Panzer&gt; hmm. 3% out of about 2000 Battlefield gam...</title><link>http://bash.org/?102335</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 341&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Panzer&amp;gt; hmm. 3% out of about 2000 Battlefield gamers are female&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; That's...what, 60?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Panzer&amp;gt; dont know if thats exact&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Wilbur&amp;gt; it is&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; and this matters because....? &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; now more gamers can get dates? &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Wilbur&amp;gt; trivia is vital&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Panzer&amp;gt; dee&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; 3% of them can, now&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;omg kekekek i am a girl don't shoot k cutie ^___^&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; &amp;quot;omg are u really a gurl?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; &amp;quot;pics plz&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;OMG yes&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Panzer&amp;gt; heh&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;later after i win&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Panzer&amp;gt; forget it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;let me win k?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; &amp;quot;anything for u hunny&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; &amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;^__^&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Panzer&amp;gt; ack von stupidhead&lt;br /&gt;

*** Signoff: Garnet (Exit: Austnet Chat Network)&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;what button do i press to shoot, becauseobviouslyicanconvinceiamagirlbyactingclueless&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; &amp;quot;u can push my buttons any day&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;omg kkeekke ur funny&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;dude i have him we are&amp;nbsp; so win to win&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;oh crap, i typed that in wrong&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; &amp;quot;kekeke hi... helllo&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Sargasm&amp;gt; Sadly, this is far more accurate than it should be&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;dsbnh&amp;gt; LOL&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#105254: [17:36] &lt;Darric&gt; lol, Rick, according to the stats...</title><link>http://bash.org/?105254</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 374&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;[17:36] &amp;lt;Darric&amp;gt; lol, Rick, according to the stats I'm responsible for ending conversations on 5 different occassions. =P&lt;br /&gt;

[18:43] &amp;lt;Darric&amp;gt; You guys are doing this on purpose...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#124884: &lt;Locke|Away&gt; Listen, this is purely theoretical, b...</title><link>http://bash.org/?124884</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1672&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Locke|Away&amp;gt; Listen, this is purely theoretical, but is it dangerous to get a cat high?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Boko&amp;gt; only one way to find out o_O&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Locke|Away&amp;gt; Like, not making him eat it or anything, but let's say there is a cat around the smoke.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Locke|Away&amp;gt; That's not going to hurt the cat or anything, right?&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Odyslep&amp;gt; don't think so&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Odyslep&amp;gt; unless it ODs&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Odyslep&amp;gt; prolly give it a cough too&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Locke|Away&amp;gt; Let's say it hasn't coughed but it keeps trying to jump on top of the TV set and it keeps missing.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Locke|Away&amp;gt; Would that sort of cat be in any trouble?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#239081: &lt;Midnight&gt; Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw wit...</title><link>http://bash.org/?239081</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 940&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Midnight&amp;gt; Telemarketers are sooo fun to screw with.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Midnight&amp;gt; Like this one time, I got a call from one obviously trying to get me to change my long distance carrier or some b.s. like that.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Midnight&amp;gt; The dialogue went something like this: &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;quot;May I speak person who is in charge of the phone services in your house?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;quot;Ummmm...We don't have a phone.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;quot;Well, then what are you talking to me on?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;quot;A banana?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Midnight&amp;gt; I think they hung up after that.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#294105: &lt;Otakutard&gt; Dude... if you put the words "I want t...</title><link>http://bash.org/?294105</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 769&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Otakutard&amp;gt; Dude... if you put the words &amp;quot;I want to have sex with you until the sun goes down.&amp;quot; into a translator, and translate it into Dutch, then back to english&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Otakutard&amp;gt; it comes out&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Otakutard&amp;gt; I want slaughtered with you have to the sun decrease.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Otakutard&amp;gt; Kinky dutchlanders&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#382658: Eberlin: Nothing accelerates windows like a good o...</title><link>http://bash.org/?382658</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1747&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Eberlin: Nothing accelerates windows like a good ol' fashioned 9.8m/s^2&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#444901: Sam Stone:  Blade walk into your parents bedroom t...</title><link>http://bash.org/?444901</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 483&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sam Stone:&amp;nbsp; Blade walk into your parents bedroom totally naked and covered in wesson oil and weilding a knife. Scream at the top of your lungs &amp;quot;YOU JUST STAY RIGHT IN THE FUCKING BED OR I'LL CUT IT~!!!!&amp;quot; then grab your man hammer in a death grip in shake it at your mom. Whatever she says next, make a quick downward stab while screaming but don't stab yourself in the penis for real. Then shuffle over to mom and say &amp;quot;Just kidding mom, happy easter!&amp;quot; and walk back to your room&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#525436: * Quits: Indonesia (Ezcess Flood)</title><link>http://bash.org/?525436</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: -214&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* Quits: Indonesia (Ezcess Flood)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#539034: &lt;CherryMay&gt; Channel 5 Sun Jul 10 6:20 PM

&lt;CherryM...</title><link>http://bash.org/?539034</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 594&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;CherryMay&amp;gt; Channel 5 Sun Jul 10 6:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;CherryMay&amp;gt; (100 min., 1990, USA, Adventure/Western/War Movies) &lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;CherryMay&amp;gt; someone explain those genres to me please.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;The_T&amp;gt; They stand back to back&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;The_T&amp;gt; take 10 paces forward, turn, then fire&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;The_T&amp;gt; in TANKS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#572179: &lt;Rjx&gt; so guys

&lt;Rjx&gt; i gotta get my computer to th...</title><link>http://bash.org/?572179</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 1564&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Rjx&amp;gt; so guys&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Rjx&amp;gt; i gotta get my computer to the USA somehow&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Rjx&amp;gt; as cheap as possible&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;GerbilWrk&amp;gt; wrap it up in a condom and swallow it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Jimmothy&amp;gt; put it in a condom and swallow it&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Rjx&amp;gt; you two aren't allowed to talk anymore&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#653097: lprocks: can you link me to a place that i can dow...</title><link>http://bash.org/?653097</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 622&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;lprocks: can you link me to a place that i can download roms?&lt;br /&gt;

Kow: www.google.com&lt;br /&gt;

lprocks: der i tried and it kept taking me to different sites&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#757065: * TRWBW was taught god doesn't play dice with the ...</title><link>http://bash.org/?757065</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 446&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;* TRWBW was taught god doesn't play dice with the universe. not after that drunken night with the devil where he lost classical mechanics in a game of craps.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>#926627: &lt;Javelin&gt; Oh.

&lt;Javelin&gt; My.

&lt;Javelin&gt; God.

&lt;Jav...</title><link>http://bash.org/?926627</link><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Score: 3082&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; Oh.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; My.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; God.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; We have a unit here.&amp;nbsp; It's about the size of a small speaker.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; In big letters across the front of it, it says &amp;quot;DATA DESTROYER.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; Some idiot comes into my office just now, and asks, &amp;quot;hey, what is this thing?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; I say sarcastically, &amp;quot;it's a DVD polisher...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; Next thing I hear:&amp;nbsp; *GRIND GRIND GRIND* &amp;quot;WHAT THE FUCK?!?!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; Now they're pissed at ME.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; Because THEY couldn't read.&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; Besides, it's not like I gave them PERMISSION to use MY &amp;quot;DVD Polisher.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;

&amp;lt;Javelin&amp;gt; I hate people.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.zeta-producer.com'&gt;Free Homepage Builder&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 09:23:29 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>